Story Behind The Song

Sometime even a hillbillygets what he prays for

Lyrics

It's enough to drive a man to drink
all that hair plugging up my sink
all that bitchin in the kitchen
makes me want to kneel and cry
I dont know why anyone would say i'm wise
It's aggravating when you got a thousand wives

I'm a guy who can take a joke
but all my money's gone up in smoke
I eat more chicken than any other man alive
I'm amused when everyone says I'm wise
it's real expensive when you got a thousand wves

Everytime I come in drunk
they all gang up and pack my junk
we fuss and fight and I have to tell a thousand lies
It's a mystery why folks say I'm wise
it gets confusing when you have a thousand wives

They'll be crowded all round my bed
like the nite of the living dead
pushing in and looking with their beady eyes
dont know why anyone would think i'm wise
gets real spookey when you have a thousand wives

you might think I learned a thing or two
from all the times that I 've said "I do"
but I love them all and everyone gets first prize
I'm amused when everyone says I'm wise
It' chaotic when you have a thousand wives