Story Behind The Song
JUST FUN AND BASICALLY STRUCTURED! ... BUT HILARIOUS...AFTER MY 3 DIVORCES I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A LQQK AT MYSELF!!! LMAO
Song Description
THIS GUY WALKS INTO A BAR! LOL...
| Song Length |
3:10 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Blues - Country |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Charming |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Silliness |
| Similar Artists |
Delbert McClinton, |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
NEXT X WIFE
WELL EXCUSE ME BUT I COULD'NT HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU A SITTIN THERE IN THEM SKIN TIGHT JEANS
WITH YOUR 4 INCH PUMP HEALS AND YOUR TATTOO'S REVEALED
I THINK YOU OUTTA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
NOW I AIN'T ONE TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS
BUT YOU SURE DO LQQK LIKE MY TYPE
IF I COULD GET YOU TO DANCE GIRL THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE
THAT YOU COULD BE MY NEXT EX WIFE
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY ON FRIDAY
SO YOU CAN PAY ON YOUR BOOB JOB BILLS
AND IF YA GOT ANY LEFT YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF
CAUSE I KNOW YA NEED YOUR BI-POLAR PILLS
AS LONG AS YOUR GOOD LQQKIN DON'T WORRY ABOUT COOKIN
YA KNOW A MAN HAS TO MAKE SACRIFICE
SO FORGET ABOUT THE OVEN AND I WON'T NEED MUCH LOVIN
YEAH YA COULD BE MY NEXT EX WIFE
(BRIDGE)
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR MALE FRIENDS WHEN YA NEED EM
WHEN WE'RE MAKIN LOVE YOU CAN FAKE IT
AND AS SOON AS YOU START MISSIN YOUR FREEDOM
I'LL BUILD US A NEW HOUSE SO YOU CAN TAKE IT
I CAN SEE YOU AIN'T MUCH LIKE MY MAMMA
YOU KNOW SOME THINGS THAT SHE'D NEVER KNOW
NAW YOU WON'T BE HAPPY WITHOUT DRAMA
BUT YOU NEVER WILL SEE ME ON JERALD O
YOU CAN LAY ON THE COUCH WITH YOUR CHEST A HANGIN OUT
WHEN ALL MY GOOD BUDDIES DROP BY
I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, CAUSE THE LAST 3 WERE HECK
I'M USED TO NEGLECT I DON'T NEED NO RESPECT
I'M ALREADY HEN PECKED AND AIN'T THAT WHAT YOUR LQQKIN TO FIND
YOU RESEMBLE THE LAST ONE, SHE SURE WAS A FAST ONE
YEAH YA COULD BE MY NEXT EX WIFE
DON'T YA WANNA BE MY NEXT EX WIFE
VOCALS - RAY BARNETTE
WRITER - HAYWARD A. FRANKS
PHONE - 256-566-2965