Lyrics

I went out the other day looking for some puppy love
A short haired female is what I was looking for
But he stole my heart with those blue grey eyes
A male puff of fur to my surprise
And his name is jack, and that is that

Now , he was a scared little pup and didnt' know what to do
Hubby came home and said,"woman, what's gotten into you?"
He said, "you must be whacked"
I said, "his name is jack, and that is that"

Now, queen of the house, that'd be the cat
Took one look at jack and said "what is that?:
Her hair stood right up on her back
Hubby said, "you must be whacked"
I said, " his name is jack, and that is that"

Oh, puppy gets excited and pittles on the floor
But he's getting better and ringing that bell on the door
He goes right out and does his business out back
Then comes right in and hits the sack
Queen of the house, that'd be the cat
took one look at jack and said"what is that?"
Her hair stood right up on her back
And hubby said"you must be whacked"
I said" his name is jack, and that is that"

Now, jack likes his puppy chow and he likes his water
Eats so fast, like there's no tomorrow
He's getting fat, goes right out and does his business out back
Then comes on in and hits the sack
Queen of the house, that'd be the cat
Took one look at jack and said"what is that?"
and her hair stood right up on her back
Hubby said "you must be whacked"
I said, "his name is jack, and that is that"

Now, the cat doesn't like it, she sits and broods
She gets totally annoyed when he eats her food
She tiptoes around the house, quiet as a mouse
Hates that she no longer rules the house
And she's wishin' things were like before, before jack
who eats so fast, he's getting fat, then goes right out and does his business out back, then comes on in and hits the sack,
Queen of the house , that'd be the cat
took one look at jack and said "what is that?"
Her hair stood right up on her back
Hubby said ,"you must be whacked"
and I said, "his name is jack, and that is that"

Well, life will never be the same
And we can never return again
It truly is a fact, we can't go back., before jack
who eats so fast, he's getting fat
He goes right out and does his business out back
Then comes on in and hits the sack
Queen of the house, tha'd be the cat
Took one look at jack and said"what is that?"
Hubby said" you must be whacked"
and I said "his name is jack, and that is that"

Now , you know I'd never admit it without a fight
But I'm thinking Hubby just might be right..what was I thinkin'?
Now I see the light!
And I think, the next time I need some puppy love
I'll pull that old Donny Osmand record from the attic above
"cuz it truley is a fact, we can't go back , before jack, who eats so fast, he's getting fat, goes right out and does his business out back, then comes right in and hits the sack, and queen of the house, that'd be the cat, took one look at jack and said "what is that", and her hair stood right up on her back, and hubby said, "you must be whacked" and I said "his name is jack.....and that is that!!!"

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