Lyrics

I USED TO DRAW FUNNY BOOKS
BUT THE IDEAS NEVER TOOK
AND I ALWAYS GOT STRANGE LOOKS
FROM THE FOLKS BACK HOME
THEN I FOUND THAT ROCK & ROLL
LEADBELLY AND E.L.O.
JIMMY PAGE TOOK CONTROL
AND THAT WAS THE END OF ME.

I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE I AINT NO PHONY

THEY ALL WANT TO HEAR COVER SONGS
THEY ALL JUST WANT TO SING ALONG
ALABAMA IS A SWEET HOME, BUT NOT TONIGHT
I WANNA DO MY OWN THING I AINT NO CHITLIN CIRCUIT KING WANNA MAKE BELLS RING ALL NIGHT

I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE
I AINT NO PHONY
I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE
I AINT NO PHONY

I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE
I AINT NO ONE TRICK PONY

MY HONEY WORKS AT STARBUCKS
WRITING NAMES ON PAPER CUPS
FULL OF MASS MARKET PICK ME UP
I WISH SHE DIDN'T WORK TODAY
SHE LIKES CROSSWORD PUZZLE BOOKS
STRAIGHT FACED WITH A SERIOUS LOOK
I LOVE HER EVERY CRANNY & NOOK
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY

I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE
SHES MY ONE AND ONLY
I CAN'T HIDE, I CAN'T LIE
I'M HER ONE TRICK PONY