Story Behind The Song
Somehow there was a collision between Cujo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Godzilla, two brothers, and a six-pack of malt liquor. This song was spawned from that unholy mess.
Song Description
Do not try this at home. Not to be taken seriously. Just sit back and enjoy the vibe.
| Song Length |
2:31 |
Genre |
Rock - Punk, Rock - New Wave |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Distressed |
Subject |
Reptiles, Danger |
| Similar Artists |
Butthole Surfers, Violent Femmes |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1990 - 1999 |
| |
Lyrics
I have a pet turtle and his name is Joe
Turtles make really great pets don't you know
But not this turtle, he wouldn't behave. He is a BAD TURTLE
I had company for Sunday brunch
The turtle made the company his bloody lunch
It's not the first time he's eaten my guests. He is a BAD TURTLE
Mom was downstairs eating ice cream
When all of a sudden she let out a scream
I ran downstairs and what did I see
The bloody mutilation that was Mommy
The humane society came and took Joe away
I guess he had seen his final day
I understood. What else could I do. He was a BAD TURTLE
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