Lyrics

All my friends suck,
I'll tell you why.
They never wanna go out, never want to chill,
No matter how hard I try.
All my friends suck,
It's worse than that.
They never want to face time, never want to call,
And never ever text me back

I can see that you've read my message, and you still haven't responded yet?

What happened to always going out to shows,
And seven nights a week staying out to bar close?
Is this just the way life goes?
Does anybody know?
What happened to calling just to see what's up,
that 4 am text just to say your car's stuck?
Is this just growing up?
Or do all my friends suck?

All my friends suck,
What can I say?
They've all gotten married, got jobs, got kids,
With more babies on the way.
All my friends suck,
They've got new lives.
They can't commit to anything
Without first checking with their wives.

It's great to see you again! I think the last time was YOUR kid's birthday... LAST year!

What happened to always going out to shows,
And seven nights a week staying out to bar close?
Is this just the way life goes?
Does anybody know?
What happened to calling just to see what's up,
that 4 am text just to say your car's stuck?
Is this just growing up?
Or do all my friends suck?

Guitar solo!

I can see that you've responded interested to all my bands shows, but I haven't seen you come out to one yet!

What happened to always going out to shows,
And seven nights a week staying out to bar close?
Is this just the way life goes?
Does anybody know?
What happened to calling just to see what's up,
that 4 am text just to say your car's stuck?
Is this just growing up?
Or do all my friends suck?

All my friends suck
All your friends suck
All our friends suck
All my friends suck
All his friends suck
All her friends suck
All their friends suck
All my friends suck
All my friends suck
All your friends suck
All our friends suck
All my friends suck
All his friends suck
All her friends suck
My band mates suck
All my friends suck
And so do I