Story Behind The Song
kinky sex, duh
Song Description
Age old comparison of Sex to Baseball, and other sports themes, set to an 80's style Hard Rock song
| Song Length |
4:45 |
Genre |
Rock - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Ecstatic, Beside Yourself |
Subject |
General, Sexual Fantasy |
| Similar Artists |
Aerosmith, Kiss |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1980 - 1989 |
| |
Lyrics
Horizontal Refreshments
by Captain Midnight and Moon Pie Curtis
Horizontal Refreshments, for all the guys in the band
we?re gonna turn the backstage into, a concession stand
I?ve seen you out in left field, hiding behind the wall
you been such a good sport girl, retreiving my foul balls
Horizontal Refreshments, for all the girls on the team
I know you?re sweeter than Bambi, honey now
like something out of a dream
I?m putting on the hustle, as I round third base
and when I slide into home plate
I swear I get a little dirt on my face
you know I get a little dirt on my face
aw, put me in coach, I?m ready to play today
look at me, I can be...
Horizontal Refreshments, I can?t get enough
practice meets at Midnight, and your coach is Cardinal Fluff
you see me standing here upon the stage, picking on my guitar
step to the dugout, grab a pickle out of the jar