Song Description

Tough guy with inner child issues

Lyrics

Noogie

Artist: The Boogie Monsters
Album: Live From Yo Mama?s Kitchen

You better leave me alone
You better not mess with me
Yeah, I?m trouble
Trouble with a capital T
You keep it up
And you?re gonna get a piece of me
Yeah, I?ll give you a noogie
So bad that it will hurt your brain
A big fat 2 knuckle noogie
So bad that it will hurt your brain
I?ll give a noogie so hard
That it drives a man insane

That?s right, you best step way on back
I?ll tell you why
Because I have been in touch with my inner child
And he?s a little pissed off
When I was a kid
My sister, she used to beat me up all the time
One time she hit me right here with a Stretch Armstrong figure
And it left a mark for like a week
That?s when I told myself
I said, self, because that?s what I call myself,
I said self, you ain?t gonna be pushed around no more
So I got all her best moves and I used them on her
And I?ll use them on you
Because I am the human G. I. Joe with the kung fu grip
And I?m the baddest mother in town

You better leave me alone
You better not mess with me
Yeah, I?m trouble
Trouble with a capital T
You keep it up
And you?re gonna get a piece of me