Song Description

AN OLDER WOMAN GETS HIT ON BY A YOUNGER MAN

Lyrics

ESTROGEN

I (HE) ALMOST DROPPED MY (HIS) GLASS
WHEN SHE WALKED IN THE ROOM
SHE WAS NO SHRINKIN' VIOLET
BUT A ROSE IN FULL BLOOM
NOT LIKE THESE LITTLE BAR FLYS I
N THEIR TEENS & TWENTIES
BUT A FULL GROWN KILLER BEE DRIPPIN' WITH HONEY

HE SIDLED UP TO HER LIKE HE WAS ALL THAT
A DIMESTORE COWBOY IN A TEN DOLLAR HAT, SHE SAID,
"YOU'RE HALF MY AGE, SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ON, 'CAUSE
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN

AHH - CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR TRYIN'
AHH - BUT YOU BETTER RUN
AHH - MY TEMPERATURE'S RISIN'
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN

HE SHOT HER A LOOK LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH, "SHE'S WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
I KNOW SHE LOOKS HOT BUT SHE'S HIGH MAINTENANCE, SONNY
ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY COST A WHOLE LOTTA MONEY"

I SAID, "GIVE IT A REST, KID, 'CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER WIN"
BUT HE IGNORED MY ADVICE & HIT ON HER AGAIN
SHE SAID, "I'M FEELIN' TRIGGER HAPPY, DON'T MESS WITH ME SON, 'CAUSE,
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN

AHH - CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR TRYIN'
AHH - BUT YOU BETTER RUN
AHH - MY TEMPERATURE'S RISIN'
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN

I'M FAMILIAR WITH YOUR KIND,
YOU GOT ONE THING ON YOUR MIND
SON, I THINK YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
I AIN'T LOOKIN' FOR A BOY
I NEED THE REAL MC COY
A GENUINE, BONAFIDE MAN

AHH - CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR TRYIN'
AHH - BUT YOU BETTER RUN
AHH - MY TEMPERATURE'S RISIN'
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN!
(REPEAT)