Story Behind The Song

A testy fairy gets assigned an unlikely job.

Song Description

Amusing story song in three vignettes.

Lyrics

PATIENCE FAIRY

Grouchy old man in the grocery line
snarkin' at the clerk, ringin' up his wine
Three dollar vino that aint food
justcuz it CAME fromma grape don't mean it good
I lost my cool when he began to shout
Whipped out my wand, took the alcohol out

CHORUS 1
Cuz I'm the Patience Fairy
don't take no shit
Got no patience
for your publicized fit
Oh I'm the Patience Fairy
and thats a grace I lack
If you're handin' out shit
I'm gonna hand it right back

Jealous cuz her sister got an ankle tattoo
She got a full sleeve and a tramp stamp too
Best friend chattin up a good looking guy
She expose more cleavage and bats her eyes
She sure do know how to make the patience fairy itch
Now her tramp stamp reads 'attention hungry bitch'

CHORUS 2
Cuz I'm the Patience Fairy
and she make me sick
Got no patience for
a manipulative chick
Oh I'm the Patience Fairy
and that's a grace I lack
If you're handin' out shit
I'm gonna hand it right back

BRIDGE
(Patience Fairy, my ass.
I wanted Vindication Fairy.)
Vindicay
Vindicay
Vindication Fairy
Vindicay
Vindicay
Vindication Fairy
I applied for the job of
Vindication Fairy
cuz I got no time for that patience crap.
(They gave me Patience Fairy!)
It's a terrible job
gonna take my appeal all the way to Queen Mab
cuz I got no patience
that's a grace I lack
you piss me off
I put a whammy on your ass

V3
He's the best there is at every little thing
You're a kung fu master? He's the kung fu king
You say your (great) grandad built the Taj Mahal?
He's way to talented for work that small
Just a wee wave of the wand I wield (just a wave of the wee wand I yeild)
now he's really out standing in a field

(I hope he likes El Toro Toro!)

CHORUS3
Cuz the Patience Fairy
don't buy that story
Got no patience
for your imaginary glory
Oh I'm the Patience Fairy
and that's a grace I lack
if you're handin' out shit
I'm gonna hand it right back

BRIDGE REFRAIN
Vindicay
Vindicay
Vindication Fairy
Vindicay
Vindicay
Vindication Fairy
I applied for the job of
Vindication Fairy
cuz I got no time for that patience crap.

OUTRO
(Patience Fairy! Do I look like Cinderella's Godmother to you? Didn't think so. Patience Fairy, my ass!)