Lyrics

Everybody outta the pool

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Lightning struck the water
now your son looks like your daughter
and you're thinking that you really played it cool
But you had to spout your mouth off
Now your kid's not even talking to you

Your sister's new bikini
is way too freaking teeny
so you said you didn't know whales swam in schools
Yeah you had to spout your mouth off,
Now your sister isn't talking to you

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EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
OUTTA THE POOL

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Her husband in that speedo
is too much to be un-see'd oh
and the joke about his package was too cruel
Yeah you had to spout your mouth off
Now nobody is talking to you

EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
OUTTA THE POOL

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Its a miracle and wonder when you start to flap your lips
that they don't just hold you under, tie your feet to sacks of bricks
You're a walking social blunder no one wants to be around
if you sink beneath the surface they might have to let you drown

EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
EVERYBODY OUTTA THE POOL
OUTTA THE POOL