Song Description

Anarchist friend decides to join the Coast Guard. First he cuts his long hair into a mullet and then tries to ride his bike to San Fran before being stationed in Alaska, but only makes it to western Iowa.

Lyrics

Jamey went to Alaska
Braving seas and waves and storms
Jamey went to Alaska
His knees can?t pedal anymore.
Hair cut short his mullet?s gone
Inspirational character lives on.
Your cape looks funny with that white starched shirt
So tuck it in and get to work.

If you want me Ahoy
If you need me Ahoy
If you want me then just point me the direction to go
I will get in a boat
I will handle the oars
I will row it to shore, OH Michael.

Your mullet, your cape, your unexpected, intuitioned showing up?s great?..and I miss it.

Jamey never was grounded
His feet up on the rocky shores
Jamey never surprised us
Just made us love him even more.
Communal grounds and gifts abound
He sets us up for laughter?s sounds
Tales be told true and bold
His antics never will get old.

If you want me Ahoy
If you need me Ahoy
If you want me then just point me the direction to go
I will get in a boat
I will handle the oars
I will row it to shore, OH Michael.

Your mullet, your cape, your unexpected, intuitioned showing up?s great?.
And I miss it.

Jamey went to Alaska
Jamey went to Alaska
Jamey went to Alaska
Jamey went to Alaska braving seas and waves and storms.