Lyrics

Two Things

When the fish won't bite
The Zippo won't light
And a horse fly is in your sweet tea
And the weather man said blue skies ahead
But the damn thing's raining on me

When them boys were set to cover
But they lost it by 15
And they're out of coal at the Texaco
And the damn take is sitting on E

If there's two things you can count on
One pours brown and one grows green
One leaves rings on a bar top table
One leaves rings in these old blue jeans
One hails from ole Kentucky
One comes straight from Tennessee
If there's two things you can count on
It's Southern lip bombs and ole JD

When ya action jams in that old deer stand
And a ten point is sittin up wind
Half your crop is bailed and dropped and the price went down again

The traffic is slammed on that overpass
That shoulda been done last spring
And that country girl that rocked your world gave back her I do ring

If there's two things you can count on
One pours brown and one grows green
One leaves rings on a bar top table
One leaves rings in these old blue jeans
One hails from ole Kentucky
One comes straight from Tennessee
If there's two things you can count on
It's Southern lip bombs and ole JD

One leaves rings on a bar top table
One leaves rings in these old blue jeans
One hails from ole Kentucky
One comes straight from Tennessee

If there's two things you can count on
One pours brown and one grows green
One leaves rings on a bar top table
One leaves rings in these old blue jeans
One sits on the bar
Pours on the rocks
One's Long cut and wintergreen
If there's two things you can count on
Southern lip bombs and ole JD