Lyrics

The chameleon is going out tonight
He?s adjustable, he needs to feel well liked
But like sitting desert water, I?ve come to find
It?s unlikely he?ll be around when your mouth?s dry

His half truths are never boring
He always has a better story
You get one word to his every ten
Still he won?t shut up man he goes
On and on

If you need someone to be insincere but kind
He?ll gladly take your hand and tell some lies
He?s believable, he can even empathize
But don?t turn around its your back he?s whispering behind

He works so hard to appear relaxing
He?s so predictable it?s hard to keep from laughing
He never leads and always follows
And still he won?t shut up man he goes
On and on

He checks himself in the car window
Man I love the t-shirt but where?d the sleeves go?