Lyrics

Dial an Alibi
C 2003 Scott Bischoff



So you?ve had a lousy day
You found your woman with her lover so you shot em then you ran away
Call us now before you blame yourself
We?ll testify and place you somewhere else

You?re waiting for the cops to come
You took a hundred grand deposit from your job and now you?re on the run
For a story the authorities will buy
Dial one eight hundred A-L-I-B-I

CHORUS:
It?s not a lie when we?re on your side
We?ll solve your problems with our friendly staff
Just DAIL AN ALIBI and we?ll hide your shady past
We?ll ease your mind, leave your crimes behind
Watch as we clear you of your evil deeds
Just DIAL AN ALIBI and the ?truth? is gonna set you free.

Your wife was out of town this week
You hocked her jewels down in Vegas just to supplement your losing streak
So before you have to look her in the eye
Dial one eight hundred A-L-I-B-I

REPEAT CHORUS

Applying is never hard
Pay by check or credit card




When the law has got you up against a wall
We?re here to help and waiting for your call