Lyrics

There was a wizard in a tiny kingdom
He played accordion and smelled like cinnamon.
His cloak was covered with stars and moons
And he waved his wand and sang wizardly tunes

Abracadabra, please and thank you.
Alacazam and alacazee
Criss cross applesause, hatchoo, bless you.
Fiddle diddle dee.

The King was Leroy and his Queen was June
He chewed bubblegum and watched cartoons.
His crown wobbled on top of his bald head
And he waved his arms and gave orders from his bed

Abracadabra, please and thank you.
Alacazam and alacazee
Criss cross applesause, hatchoo, bless you.
Fiddle diddle dee.

The king had daughters who were sweet princesses
They curled their hair and wore satin dresses
They liked to sneak around in jeans or shorts
And they twirled and swirled and sang like a chorus,

Abracadabra, please and thank you.
Alacazam and alacazee
Criss cross applesause, hatchoo, bless you.
Fiddle diddle dee.

You can wish you were a wizard, king or princess
And curtsy and bow if you want to impress us
If you want to be happy all you really need to do
Is just be you.
But, you can still sing,

Abracadabra, please and thank you.
Alacazam and alacazee
Criss cross applesause, hatchoo, bless you.
Fiddle diddle dee.