Song Description

Joking about joking around.

Lyrics

CAN'T MAKE A JOKE
music and words by Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper © 2010
615-469-4067 jericat@yahoo.com

Now I'm in a feud,
I had words with some big dude.
We'd get along if only he,
Would share a drink and a doob with me.

I can't help it if his wife is fat,
I was only kidding when I said that,
It ain't worth startin' World War Three,
If I cant make a joke, then this joke's on me.

He said "Them thar's fightin' words,
She's just big boned, I think she's perdy,
You better take it back,
Or I'm gonna whoop your big mouth ass."

I's just having a little bit a fun,
I weren't tryin' to hurt no one,
If you're fixin' to beat me black and blue,
If I can't make a joke, then the joke's on you.

Serious whites and serious blacks,
As serious as a heart attack,
There's a girl at the bar with a serious rack,
Don't anybody ever wanna get happy?
Serious Muslims, Serious Jews,
Serious nuns in them Catholic schools,
Serious terrorists in the air,
Serious bombs in their underwear,
Serious Cyrus, serious Swift,
In 20 years, they'll need a serious lift.
Serious left and serious right,
With intern and call girl appetites.
Serious athletes, serious falls,
Tiger had some serious balls.
Serious this and serious that,
I seriously just don't give a crap.

Better loosen up that attitude,
If you can't take a joke then the joke's on you,
It ain't worth startin' World War Three,
If I can't make a joke, then the joke's on me.