Lyrics

"RODEO THIS"

She's got a steady job, a convertible car,
egg money saved in a mason jar,
eyes like diamonds, and skin like velvetine
gotta catahula pup, and a registered horse,
never been married, never been divorced,
and dances like Ginger Rogers in a pair of jeans

When she walks into the joints, you can hear the hearts break,
and I've figured out already, she's a chance I'm gonna have to take,
there's just one thing about her that's a little amiss
she's got a great big ol' tattoo that says, "RODEO THIS"

Electric style, eclectic taste, she even recycles, just hates to waste,
and I've yet to discover any aggravatin' kin
she'll wear a sweater, turn down the heat,
don't care where we stay, or what we eat,
she's a gentle soul, but she always rides to win

When she walks into the joints, you can hear the hearts break,
and I've figured out already, she's a chance I'm gonna have to take,
there's just one thing about her that's a little amiss
she's got a great big ol' tattoo that says, "RODEO THIS"

Reads tarot cards, loves to shoot pool,
she can beat you at scrabble and forty-two,
and in fifteen minutes be ready to leave
she can back a trailer, really cook beans
pull a bailer, even load a carbine,
she's a real straight shooter, and she always aims to please

Rodeo this, Rodeo this,
she's hauling around two beautiful lips that I'm dying off to kiss
still it scares me just a little, it's in a place you just can't miss,
she's got a great big ol' tattoo,
guess a BUMPER STICKER just wouldn't do,
she's got a great big ol' tattoo that says "RODEO THIS"