Lyrics

No Fear ©2006 Roger Idaho

Must be nice to have No Fear
To fly that banner high
Knowing nothing?s out there
From which you run and hid

I envy all who make that claim
They?re not afraid of nothing
Never have a worried thought
They don?t back down from nothing

As for me I must admit
That every now and then
In fear I quake and tremble
Most unlike a No Fear man

Guess I?m not the man that I would like to be
With evildoers fleeing at the very sight of me
In fact, it?s quite the opposite in reality
Seems like every other living thing ain?t got no fear of me

Ain?t got no fear
And I ain?t not scared of nothing
Guess I?ll never get to wear
That famous no fear button

Well just the other day I saw
A No Fear man in action
You?d?ve been amazed
Such would be your reaction
That No Fear man was a sight to see
A force to be reckoned with
Awesome in action
The very definition of true grit
Too bad about his face
I wouldn?t use mine that way
But just the same he lived up to his
No Fear pledge that day

Guess I?m not the man that I would like to be
Cause just the other day a big ole bear came after me
Now if I was a No Fear man that?d be no sweat for me
No doubt I?d kick its hairy butt
Real good just watch and see

But being fearful as I am
Made no such bold sortee
Instead I high tailed my sorry ass
Too the top of the nearest tree

Well I got mugged the other day
By a big black man in tights
If I?d?ve been a No Fear man
Things would have turned out all right
Never?ve seen that mugger run so far so fast
Once he got just one little glimpse of my
Famous No Fear badge

Guess I?m not the man that I would like to be
With evildoers fleeing at the very sight of me
In fact it?s quite the opposite in reality
Seems like every other living thing ain?t got no fear of me

Well that?s no the worst of it
I?m afraid to say
?Cause I took a licking
Just the other day
It wouldn?t have been so bad
If they had been a man
But the person who nearly took my life
Was my dear sweet kind and loving wife!