Song Description

A Walter Mitty type character

Lyrics

I'm The Man


Verse 1


I've had more Youtube hits than Justin Bieber
Jack Dee even stole my trademark scowl
I've won more tournaments than Andy Murray
And I've much more wealth than good old Simon Cowell

Verse 2


My family says I'm funnier than Frasier
And more dashing and good looking than Brad Pitt
When Michael Buble hears my latest single
He'll just throw the towel in and quit


Chorus 1

I'm the coolest dude that's ever walked the planet
My successes are too numerous to list
But if the praise I get is well deserving
Why does noone know that i exist ?


Verse 3


I've hit more centuries than that Tendulkah
I can bob and weave and outfight Amir Khan
My ball control outdoes Lionel Messi's
And Usain Bolt is just my biggest fan


Verse 4

My graffiti is more famous than Banksy's
My cooking puts Nigella's in the shade
I've directed more blockbusters than Spielberg
And there's no arena that I've never played


Chorus 2


I'm the toughest guy, of that there is no question
There's no mountain or wild river I can't claim
If all this stuff I'm spouting is quite kosher
Why is it that noone knows my name ?



© Robin Grimmond 2012