Lyrics

"Magic Lotion"
(Strachan/Kudreiko/Kuehn/DiDonato)

Do you wanna know what's killing everyone today?
Who will you believe, the doctors, singers, or the dietitians
Place your bets, this is as deep as it's gonna get
Equal is Sweet and Low, sugar will set you free
TV talks, everybody listens
Fever breaks, everybody sweats
Where's the secret potion
The magic lotion
Where's the cure

21st century gonna be better for me and you
If you're feeling blue just pop a beauty pill
We don't need to make no plans, the government will hold our hands
An exercise guru will be our president
Simon sez your neighbor's watching
They all know that you've been very bad
Where's the secret potion
The magic lotion
Where's the cure

Spread on that lotion
No need for you to feel ashamed
There's no reason for you to suffer
The future's bright, all is right

It's come to this, Nostradamus always knew
If you wanna know the truth then read the Weekly Star
I know it seems a little strange
It puts an ache into your brain
Monkeys are giving birth to Winston Churchill clones
Preacher rants God is gonna get you
Hold on tight the ride is nearly over
Where's the secret potion
The magic lotion
Where's the cure