Song Description

UPBEAT, LIGHTHEARTED SONG ABOUT HOW LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF HE WOULD HAVE HAD A HOT LOOKING TEACHER

Lyrics

VERSE 1
IT'S NOT LIKE ME TO PASS THE BUCK
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FATE OR LUCK
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY
HAPPENED ABOUT A WEEK AGO
I WAS GIVING MY NIECE A RIDE TO SCHOOL
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF THE BLUE
CAME THIS GREEN EYED BLONDE
DRIVING A RED CORVETTE
MY NIECE SAID "THAT'S MISS FINE"
I THOUGHT YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
"SHE'S MY HOMEROOM TEACHER & SHE'S REALLY NICE"
THEN IT HIT ME WHAT WENT WRONG WITH MY LIFE
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IF MY TEACHER WOULD'VE LOOKED THAT WAY
I WOULD BE A MUCH SMARTER MAN TODAY
IT WOULD'VE HAD AN IMPACT ON MY LIFE
I WOULD'NT BE WORKING THIS NINE TO FIVE
I'D OF HAD THE FRONT SEAT IN EVERY CLASS
JUST SO I COULD WATCH MY TEACHERS ASK
ME QUESTIONS BOUT BIOLOGY,SCIENCE,TRIGONOMETRY
READIN RITING RITHMETIC LEARNIN TICKS
I WOULD BE AN EINSTEIN TODAY
IF MY TEACHER WOULD A LOOKED THAT WAY
VERSE 2
IT AIN'T THAT I DON'T GOT RESPECT
FOR DEAR OLD MRS. TURKEY NECK
WITH THAT ONE EYEBROW GOING CLEAN ACROSS HER HEAD
THEM S.A.T.'S WOULD A BEEN A BREEZE
I MIGHT A COULD A HAD A P.H.D.
IF SHE'D A JUST HAD MISS FINES LEARNING CURVES INSTEAD
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SOLO
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I'D A BEEN BAD BAD BAD , HOT FOR TEACHER 4X