The Remote Controlled Fart Machine

Song Description

Who let it?

Song Length 3:18 Genre Pop - Rock, Rock - General
Tempo Medium Slow (91 - 110) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Content, Affable Subject Fun, Laugh, Smile
Similar Artists The Beach Boys, Billy Joel Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

The Remote Controlled Fart Machine
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2011


When I put it by grandma it sounded so clean
When I put it grampa it caused a scene
When I put by brother he rolled his eyes
And when i put it by you that wasn't wise
It's a gas. I got glass. There's emissions coming out your ass
I didn't mean to be mean
But I just love my remote controlled fart machine

When I put it by it Katie
It sounded so loose
Then I put it by Timmy, Bill and Bruce
I could see my sister was at a loss
It was a similar vibe when I got my boss
Refrain
Solo
Bridge
There's no silent but deadly to set it on
But the tear ass creepers are loud and long

So I took it on Sunday and said a prayer
Then I taped it behind the ministers chair
N when it blew humungous wet n warm
The whole congregation was transformed
It's a gas. I got class.
And when I set it by the pastors ass
I didn't mean to be mean
But I just love my remote control fart machine

Lyrics Ric Seaberg Music Ric Seaberg
Producer Ric Seaberg Publisher Ric Seaberg
Performance Ric Seaberg, Tim Ellis Label Ric Seaberg

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