||Country - Contemporary, Country - Rock
||Medium Fast (131 - 150)
||2000 and later
Well, my cell phone has a different ring tone for everybody that I've ever known,
And a wireless application for all my on-line needs
Yeah, I can bank; I can shop; I can pay my bills; I can check with my doctor about my pills,
But when I showed it to this guy in a bar ... he said to me ... "I'll bet a beer that ...
There ain't no app for going off the map; for walking on a beach ... hand in hand
No app to catch a wave in the early morning haze; then feeling your toes in the soft warm sand
I'll bet there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that"
I said, "You're right" and I ordered up his beer
Then I showed him that to pay it ... I just click right here
And he said, "That's real nice ... that phone can do a whole lot"
Showed him my links to go eat; links to places to stay, and games that I can play all day,
He said, "I'm sure impressed ... but there's some things you ain't got ... its pretty clear that ...
There ain't no app for a baby in your lap; smiling and laughing and trying to talk
No app for climbing a tree or a kite flying free; a picnic in the park ... then an afternoon walk
No, there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that"
Guess I've been getting over crazy 'bout this hi tech stuff
It's amazing ... so engaging ... that I couldn't get enough
Got blisters on my thumbs ... always staring at this screen
While the real things I'm missin' ... a day of fun 'n fishin'
Are what make the memories ... 'Yeh ...
There ain't no app for a nice long nap in a hammock right beside the one you love
No app for laying in the shade, feeling like you got it made; with a clear blue sky above
No, there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that
No, there ain't no app for that