Lyrics

Disclaimer (Have I Told you)

Have I told you I?m a liar
Would you believe me if I did
It serves me well when things go wrong the facts and me don?t get along
So I pay to have them hid

Have I told you that my methods
Leave a bit to be desired
When I find a fault today I deal with it the easy way
Post a warning up tomorrow

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If I give you this disclaimer my responsibility it will fade away to nothing you can?t blame a thing on me

Have I told you that my motives
They were never all that pure
I run my scams and give out burns all in the name of fat returns
On the quarterly report

Chorus

Have I told you that the message
On my shrink wrap it has teeth
So when your green screen turns to blue you?ll find that I have stranded you
With no venue for relief

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You can?t pin this one on me
Don?t you pin this one on me
You can?t blame a thing on me


©2004 P.J. Shapiro