Story Behind The Song
I was born with a rare birth defect that places me more in the "ugly" category then the "beautiful" one, so this tune is just a clever little expression of my faux pomposity.
Song Description
Tongue-in-cheek humor here, nothing to deep.
| Song Length |
3:07 |
Genre |
Jazz - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cool, Composed |
Subject |
Snakes, Reptiles |
| Similar Artists |
The Benny Goodman Orchestra, Count Basie |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1940 - 1949 |
| |
Lyrics
Everyone's talkin' 'bout this dude on the screen
Girls swoon even when he's Fight Clubbin' mean
I tell ya, sister, he ain't what's "it"
What kind of wuss calls himself "Brad Pitt?"
You see I've been around the world about every place
And I've seen every variation on the human face
It may sound pompous but it's plain to see
That everybody's ugly but me
Everybody's ugly but me
Everybody's ugly but me
Back in the day there was this dude with some clout
Even Marilyn Monroe had no doubt
If she could see me I know what she'd say,
"How could I give myself to JFK?"
Chorus
Now there's gonna be some doubters
Those who disbelieve
But I can back up my claim easily
When I come strollin' you can lay down your bet
I'll have more women than that cat they call "Hef".
Chorus