Story Behind The Song

My wife told me to go #$^% myself so I wrote a song about the experience.

Song Description

My wife told me to go #$^% myself so I wrote a song about the experience.

Lyrics

HELLO HAND
INTRO: G D A G A

I TOLD HER I WAS SORRY SHE TOLD ME TO GET SCREWED

SO I TOOK THE MATTER IN MY HAND WHAT ELSE COULD I DO

GOT A BRAND NEW REASON FOR LIVING

IN FACT I'VE COUNTED FIVE

HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA IT'S BEEN A LONG LONG TIME

CHORUS/ HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA YOU SURE ARE LOOKIN' FINE

GOT SOMTHIN' HERE FOR YOU TO HOLD I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T MIND

WE'LL USE OUR IMAGINATION AND THEN WHEN WE ARE THROUGH

I'LL ROLL OVER AND GOT TO SLEEP AND FORGET ABOUT YOU

SHE TOOK THE TELEVISION AND THE RECORDS THAT I HAD

SHE TOOK THE VISA CREDIT CARD AND THAT ONE HURT REAL BAD

THE ONLY THING SHE LEFT HERE THAT GAVE ME ANY HOPE

WAS MY PRIZE COLLECTION OF PLAYBOY AND HALF A BAR OF SOAP

CHORUS/ SO HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA AIN'T GOT MUCH MORE TO SAY

I'LL GRAB THAT SOAP YOU GRAB BELOW AIN'T NO NEED TO EXPLAIN

WE'LL HOLD ON TO THE HARD TIMES AS LONG AS WE BOTH NEED

HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA LET'S DO THE DIRTY DEED

LEAD/ SAME AS CHORUS

NOW THE NIGHTS ARE NEVER LONEY AS LONG AS YOU ARE HERE

AND THE CASH I SAVE ON FLOWERS IT BUYS US LOTS OF BEER

I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY BOUT' WHAT I DO OR SAY

HELL I COULD EVEN PISS ON YOU AND YOU WOULDN'T RUN AWAY

CHORUS/ HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA YOU'RE KINDA' LIKE A DOG

YOU NEVER SCREAM YOU NEVER BITCH AND

THE BLANKETS YOU DON'T HOG

WON'T NOTHIN' COME BETWEEN US AS LONG AS YOU ARE NEAR

HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M QUEER

HELLO HAND HOW ARE YA NOW GO GET ME BEER