Song Description

FARMER DRIVES OVER SUV AFTER DRIVER FLIPS HIM THE BIRD

Lyrics

I saw you in my tractor mirror comin way way back
chrome was shiny in my eyes and you were gleamin black on black
I thought at first a Thunder bird or a brand new fancy Lexus
but soon I knew Ooh Ford Excess or GM Dallas Texas

SUBURBAN UNDERUTILIZED VEHICLE
FOR EVERY PENNY YOUR NEIGHBOR SPENDS ON GAS YOU SPEND A NICKEL
ALL THE TRUCK AND POWER THAT A MAN COULD EVER NEED
BIG ENOUGH TO PULL MY PLOW OR HAUL A LOAD OF SEED

The sticker there said 4x4 a big impressive statement
but you would only drive on level a1 flat black pavement
You see I thought you'd just go round and take a bit of shoulder
Cuz its Strange but on the TV those things climb right over boulders

in your Suburban Underutilized vehicle
you nearly put my great big John Deere tractor in a pickle
Your Gucci shades were mirrors but I could see you stare
And your chubby middle finger was a stickin in the air

SOLO

Ten miles up the road , my favorite service station
i was thinking coke and snacks but imagine my elation
there it was your big black truck takin up 3 stalls
I pulled in real careful like and slowed down to a crawl

Well your honour, near as I can remember, this is what happened

Just then a big old bumble bee crawled out of some dirt
woke up with a start and took up buzzin in my shirt
just how it could have happened is a mystery to me
with a bump thud my big green John Deere squished your SUV

Your Suburban Under-utilized Vehicle
Rolled out flat beneath me and I hardly felt a wiggle
The soup was drippin down your chin as you stared out at me
with a bump thud my big green John Deere squished your SUV

with a bump and a thud my great big green john deere squished you SUV