Lyrics

Love affair with myself
True love is here to stay
Never worry about dating
Or who is gonna pay
No responsibility
To anyone else but me
Time to relax - I am free
To ignore reality

Love affair with myself
Less than 1/2 the pain
No pretenses, no commitments
So much time to gain
(Optional chorus lyrics)
Love affair with myself
If I don’t shave no one runs
Nobody to leave me hangin’
Right after he comes

Nobody to tell me how
To wear my hair or clothes
Ignoring me for sports day and night
I'm tired of the same old show

I can read or sleep all day
Work out or just run away
Don't check in, I won't be home
I'll unplug the telephone

Love affair with myself
Just my vibrator and me
Spending a sweet night together
I’m the only one it wants to please