Song Description

A guy's complaint about 'women's' movies--chick flicks.

Lyrics

Chick Flick ©1998 by Joe Kretschmer

Went to a movie one Saturday night.
Me and my girl got into a fight.
She wanted to see the eight o'clock show,
But I told her that I just couldn't go.

[chorus]
('Cause) it was a chick flick; can't stand a chick flick...
It's got all that passionate dialogue.
In fifteen minutes I'll be sleeping like a log,
'Cause it's a chick flick, it's a chick flick...

[bridge 1]
When I go out to a movie show,
I wanna see some blood, some buildings blow.
It's gotta have at least one car chase,
Or some aliens from outer space...
[chorus: "(Not a chick flick? ...endless dialogue..."]

You watch some chick who's oh, so sad.
Because she loves this guy and she's got it bad.
She wants to meet him but she doesn't know how.
And oh, Dear God, just kill me now!
[chorus: "('Cause it's a chick flick? ...tedious dialogue..."]

[bridge 2]
When I come home from a day on the job,
The last thing I wanna see is people sob.
Give me some action or comedy,
Or you'll be watching it without me.
[chorus: "(Can't watch a chick flick... ...monotonous dialogue..."]

Now all you ladies listen to me.
I'm speakin' for us guys from sea to sea.
But here's the truth and please don't groan:
There's just some movies you gotta see alone.

[final chorus:]
And those are chick flicks, we call 'em chick flicks.
They got all that passionate dialogue,
In fifteen minutes we'll be sleepin' like a log.
[Right though the chick flick...right through the chick flick...]