Song Description
This is a tongue in cheek look at Pharmacy.
| Song Length |
3:16 |
Genre |
Pop - Alternative, Pop - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Joyful |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
PHARMACIST BOB
Maryanna Paolinie & David Paolini © 2011
VERSE1
Way back in year twelve-hundred
and yonder days of old,
Men of Science tried turning
Their metal into gold.
When they were unsuccessful,
they gave up alchemy -
To devote their minds to medicine....
And called it Pharmacy!
CHORUS
Gonna bring my prescription down to be filled by
Pharmacist Bob!
Pharmacist Bob!
It's Bob behind the Counter-
It's Pharmacist Bob!
His Drugs are Legal,
But his job's Medieval.
It's Bob behind the counter
It's Pharmacist Bob!
VERSE2
Bob is always feeling good; he never has an ache,
No prescription needed -
Bob knows just what to take.
To count one hundred pills - Bob has got the knowledge
No worries that he'll get it wrong,
Bob had five years of college
(chorus)
BRIDGE
If you got a script to fill, He's got a perfect pill. X3
......To kill you or to cure you
VERSE3
Now Bob behind the counter,
He knows about diseases,
Xanax, Valium, and Morphine -
He just does with what he pleases.
He knows who takes Viagra,
and who has got the Flu- your doctor
gives him information ...
Bob knows what is wrong with you.
(chorus)