Song Description

I took the most common misunderstood lyrics of classic rock songs and made a song with it.

Lyrics

I'm heading down the highway
Looking for dementia

There's a wino down the road
Who wants to bet ya

There's a baboon wearing tights
Or a bath room on the right

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief
Dressed up like a douche

Another loner in the night

Scare a moose, scare a moose
Will you do my fan van gogh
Scare a moose, scare a moose
Will you do my fan van gogh

I come from the land of the Eiffel tower
We've yet to have our final shower

Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
Olive my love, olive my love

Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Excuse me while I zip my fly

Dirty deeds and there done with sheep

Hey José can you see
She wants a fax machine
Do me like a lady