Lyrics

Is your frying pan big enough for my bacon?
Is your bay big enough to harbor my submarine?
Is your tunnel big enough for my locomotive?
Cause if it ain't, I'm not comin home tonight

Is your trunk big enough to hold my cooler?
Is yor cooler big enough to hold my beer?
Is your garage big enough to park my buick?
Cause if it ain't, I'm not comin home tonight

I'm not comin home tonight if you don't love me
'm not comin home tonight if you just don't care
'm not comin home tonight now little baby
cause if your not big enough then I just don't care

Is your oven big enough to roast my turkey?
Is your beaver big enough to tend my dam?
Is your monkey big enough to grind my organ?
Cause if it ain't, I'm not comin home tonight

I'm not comin home tonight if you don't love me
'm not comin home tonight if you just don't care
'm not comin home tonight now little baby
cause if your not big enough then I just don't care