Lyrics

Artless, Heartless

Serve me water at the table
'Cause if you give wine, I'll spill it every time

I would be subtle if I were able
But, it's an ill design that I would mastermind

No charm do I affect with my etiquette

I am no diplomat, and that is that
I stick my big fat foot in my mouth
There is no compromise of any size
I speak my mind and what comes out is...

Artless, heartless

If it can go wrong then it'll go wrong
Yea, I epitomize what Murphy's Law prescribes

I'm here to warn you right here in this song
I aim to spellbind, you'll wish my tongue was tied

Make such a ballyhoo when I'm pitchin' woo

I am no diplomat, and that is that
I stick my big fat foot in my mouth
There is no compromise of any size
I speak my mind and what comes out is...

Artless, heartless

Speak my mind like I'm drunk with wine
It happens every time
Wear my heart on my sleeve from the start
Love seems to fall apart...

I ain't no Kissinger when I'm kissin' her

I am no diplomat, and that is that
I stick my big fat foot in my mouth
There is no compromise of any size
I speak my mind and what comes out is...

Artless, heartless

Well, I speak my mind like I'm drunk with wine
Well, I wear my heart on my sleeve from the start
Well, I bear my soul while I'mm goin' down...