Lyrics

THE LOONY LEFT (a.k.a. DO THE SPIN AND ROLL)
Words and Music by Don Magyar
© 2004, Back On Top Music (BMI)

Concept:
A Texas-style line-dance that pokes fun at liberal ideas and the way they think. The established concept of ?Spin? to denote someone attempting to escape truth is enhanced by our term ?Spin and Roll?. The charm of this song is its sarcasm, as the singer is attempting to train the listener on how to think like a Liberal.

(This song can be performed as a line-dance much like ?The Electric Slide? and ?The Macarena?. In a simpler step plan, it can be performed while standing in front of one?s seat. A step and move chart is available for both performance options.)

Verse 1
You can learn how Liberals think; just listen to this song.
First you must learn not to blink when proven clearly wrong.
Then forget all the lessons learned from history.
Base decisions on what?s good for you, not the country.
Don?t dismay when facts get in the way, take a poll.
When up against common sense, just do the spin and roll.

Chorus
Spin and Roll. Spin and Roll.

Verse 2
Now we?re thinking like the Left from spinning round and round.
Look at their ideas. You?ll see how good they sound.
We can take kids off the street with ?Midnight Basketball?.
Let?s not think about the future; How their grades will fall.
Four years hence. They can?t get in. The colleges say ?No?.
We can blame the teachers and do the spin and roll.

Chorus
Spin and Roll. Spin and Roll.

Verse 3
Socialism doesn?t work but it sounds real good.
We can get elected if we play Robin Hood.
Higher entry wages will raise the dropout rate.
Just create another program in a welfare state.
More tax dollars, more dependents is the liberal goal.
If the Right exposes us, just do the spin and roll.

Chorus
Spin and Roll. Spin and Roll.

Verse 4
Rather than admit we?re wrong, claim conspiracy.
Keep the waters muddy make truth hard to see.
Stick our heads back in the sand; Surrender common sense.
Negotiate with enemies. No need for a defense.
Give up all our weapons. Let the U. N. have control.
If we?re wrong just sing this song, and do the spin and roll.

Chorus
Spin and Roll. Spin and Roll.

Chorus
Spin and Roll. Spin and Roll.

Tag
You?re spinning and rolling. You must be a Democrat.