Story Behind The Song
You ever meet someone who is smart, attractive, driven, and generally has it going on? Some one who, point for point, just too good for you? Now you manage to get them to go out with you and you've fooled them into thinking you're also smart, attractive, and together, but unfortunately at some point the truth is going to be laid bare for them to see. Best to break it to them with a song.
Song Description
You ever meet someone who is smart, attractive, driven, and generally has their life together? Some one who, point for point, just too good for you. Now you manage to get them to go out with you and you've fooled them into thinking you're also smart, attractive, and together, but unfortunately at some point the truth is going to be laid bare for them to see. Best to break it to them with a song.
| Song Length |
3:07 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Country - Traditional |
| Tempo |
Very Slow (Under 70) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Endearing, Heartbreaking |
Subject |
Loneliness, Dysfunctional Relations |
| Similar Artists |
Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1960 - 1969 |
| |
Lyrics
I'm just a moron
call me a fool
kinda a jack ass
cant help what i do
maybe Im a retard
it could be true
Im just an idiot
with nothing to lose
you could say Im a screw up
I'd have to agree
I could be washed up
or never will be
Im just that dumb ass
you picked off the floor
the wandering douchebag
you let in your door
Everytime that I open up my mouth
cant be held accountable for what comes out
Every chance I take its a big mistake
I fall right flat on my face
theres somethings that you should know
if you don't
Im just a dipstick
kind of a tool
bit of a jag off
see I thought you knew
that I was an asshole
you could see through
Im just no good
damned if I do
The wandering douchebag
who's falling over you