Story Behind The Song
I was recording a song I wrote called, "If Hearts Were Made of Superball Stuff," but upon listening to the first take, "hearts" sounded like "farts" EVERYTIME! That seemed like a MUCH funnier concept altogether and "The Fart Song" was born!
Song Description
"Farts" is about...well...just that...*smile*! We all have 'em and we all try to ignore 'em. This humorous song with super sound effects glorifies gas! "If farts were made out of Superball stuff, they'd bounce right back when they fell from your butt!
| Song Length |
2:50 |
Genre |
Unique - Children, Unique - Unclassified |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, In High Spirits |
Subject |
Laugh, Smile, Smell, Odor, Nose |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Paul Simon |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
"IF FARTS WERE MADE OUT OF SUPERBALL (R) STUFF!" Copyright 2003, Lynn Crisci
VERSE
Farts are so fragile, they're fashioned from gas.
So why must we squeeze just to help them to pass?
Yet, farts are so strong once they break in the air.
They're a sure fire way for a room to get cleared.
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
VERSE
Farts are so friendly. They follow your tail.
Although you can't see them, they leave quite a trail.
Farts aren't colored. They're so hard to find,
and so fun to light when they leave your behind!
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
BRIDGE
Just imagine the free, tiny toys they would be!
In my pockets, I'd keep 'em to throw at your feet...
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
ENDING
If farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If only... farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If only... farts were made out of Superballs...