Lyrics

v1
there's the special of the day
there's the soup the salad bay
there's the steak i had last night
there's that cobbler, baby, it was so outta sight
v2
there's the soup Joe said to try
there's that home made pizza pie
there's the new low fat dessert
who said diets had to hurt
chorus
what eating fool could ever lose
munching right through those monday blues
'cept where's my piece of happiness
keep looking througth and througth
but it's not there on the menu
v3
there's the cake i'd love to try
'cept chocolate breaks me out in hives
there's the meatloaf by the slice
drowned in gravy ooh, that's nice
v4
there's pastry ala carte
the boston creams, the english tarts
there's the soup served on the fly
whose backstroke makes a spider cry
chorus
what eating fool could ever lose
munching right through those monday blues
'cept where's my piece of happiness
keep looking througth and througth
but it's not there on the menu
solo
chorus
what eating fool could ever lose
munching right through those monday blues
there's the veal with parsley spears
makes a grown man well with tears
there's the bacon eggs & ham
oh, green eggs too, i am, i am
'cept where's my piece of happiness
keep looking througth and througth
but it's not there on the menu

waitress could you ask the chef
where's my slice of happiness
oh, baby doll i must confess
need my slice of happiness
here's a tip for looking so fine
maybe i could make you mine