Lyrics

How glad the many millions
of Timothys and Williams
would be to capture me.

But you had such persistence,
you wore down my resistance.
I fell, and it was swell.

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo.
How I won you, I will never, never know.

It's not that you're attractive,
but, oh, my heart grew active
when you came into view.

I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and nighttime hear me sigh.
I never had the least notion
that I could fall with so much emotion.

Could you coo? Could you care
for a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon my mush
'cuz I've got a crush, my baby, on you.