Lyrics

an Standin' in the Kitchen


man standin' in a kitchen
so he thinks that he's a cook
guy had an idea once
so he thinks he'll write a book

it's so hard to be humble
when you know you're just so great
it's so hard
to be humble

get him on a freeway
and it's got to be a race
turn into a parking lot
gotta have the closest space

half a dozen beery guys
down at the corner bar
each and every one of them
won medals in the war

it's so hard to be humble
when you know you're just so great
it's so hard
to be humble

back when he was nineteen
muscles like cold steel
not that he'd admit it
but now they're more like malto-meal

woman walkin' down the street
he knows she wants him bad
if you could hear what she's thinking
well, I can tell you it ain't that

it's so hard to be humble
when you know you're just so great
it's so hard
to be humble

the glory days have come
and the glory days have gone
the only thing that's constant
are delusions from testoterone

it's so hard to be humble
when you know you're just so great
it's so hard
to be humble

it's so hard
to be humble
Oh yes it?s so hard
To be humble
Oh yes, it?s so hard
To be humble
Oh yess