Lyrics

First Born

I don't believe in God
But in my spare time I do things I think he used to do
With his spare time What do you think he used to do?
Save the world one more time or relax by the pool

like people in Hollywood do
Ready to be in fact I was born to be
Instantly internationally famous

Naming my first born after you
Don't you know what I'm gonna do

Don't you think that you ought to know

Those women in white coats, making miracles with test tubes
Those women in white coats
There will be a day, shake your hand get your DNA
Make any size family I want to with or without you
Don't you understand it's not all about me
Don't you understand it's a little part of you
Would I even tell you? Would I even mention it to you?
Would I ever let you see? By law I don't think it's necessary

Don't fret the future set
You run the Hollywood celebrity telethon
You can make another one of anyone you can put your thumb on
We'll make some perfect platinum people
All it's going to cost is the rights to the sequel
You own the Hollywood celebrity telethon

You can make another one of anyone you can put your thumb on

Who's it gonna be?

J.Lo, Christina, Jennifer or Britney?

Now who's gonna be that big star?
That gets a part of her
Swabbed for your family
Your baby will be born to be
Instantly internationally famous

Naming my first born after you
Don't you know what I'm gonna do
Don't you think that you ought to know?
Don't be a fool oooh oooh oooh ooooh