Lyrics

I've got to wonder why
how do I get there from here?
It's enough to make me cry
I've got the little white house with the picket fence
I've got the beautiful girl straight from my dreams
But that carrot they hang in front of my face
will never never ever help me see

Has the world gone crazy
[think like a monkey]
or have I gone crazy
[work like an ape]
Another day of wasted time

I put my faith in the lottery
I know it makes no sense
I should get away from the Western world
I should have some fun with an Eastern girl
[konichiwa!]
Because my monkey-like life
makes me orang-o-tense