Story Behind The Song

The increasing decadence of modern life, and the Godless inclination of mankind

Lyrics

We're all Doomed! (A Comedy in One Act)

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Look in the mirror and what do you see?
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Or...Maybe you're Holy. But what are the odds?
Why waste time evolving when you're already God?
If it's all in the way that we see it,
If it's only the stuff we made up...

Then we're all doomed, mistakes with a personal web-page.
Joy marooned. If God doesn't care to answer our prayer
Then we're all doomed. We're all doomed.

(Announcer)
(In further news the Middletown School Board unanimously passed a measure
To provide condoms and abortion referrals to students age 12 and above
Through school-based health clinics. Parents will not be notified to protect
Student privacy.)

Open yourself to a show of affection.
You could come home with a nasty infection.
But it's all in the way that you treat it.

Send extra cash to the orphans in China,
Or spend it on pictures of a stranger's vagina.
If it's all about your personal freedom,
If it's only the stuff we made up...

Then we're all doomed, mistakes with a personal web-page.
We are toy balloons. If God doesn't care to answer our prayer
Then we're all doomed. We're all doomed.

We're all doomed. Amino acids with cell phones.
We are joy marooned. If God doesn't care to answer our prayer
Or worse, isn't there... we're all doomed, yeah. We're all doomed.

(Announcer)
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Words and Music by Ken Dixon
Lonely Llama Music
BMI