Lyrics

Verse:
Hey babe, I guess it wasn't cool to say ... your girlfriend's really hot
But I swear, it was just because I drank too much; still, it's hard to say that she's not
Couldn't you take it as complement that your choice of friends is something you excel in?

Chorus:
I can't figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones
You know I love them so; but they sure let me know that ...
I can't figure out women these days, and there's no denying that fact
They're still fun to snuggle with; kiss - get in trouble with
And when it's said and done ... I love the way that they laugh.

Verse:
Last night, I guess I kind of messed things up ... I didn't know that he was your Dad
When I joked that I gotta get you naked; guess it's not enough to say ... "my bad"
Do you think that maybe he'll forget me by the time it takes for my face to heal up?

Chorus:
I can't figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones
You know I love them so; but they sure let me know that ...
I can't figure out women these days, and there's no denying that fact
But they're still fun to snuggle with; kiss - get in trouble with
And when it's said and done ... I love the way that they laugh

Bridge:
Red, blond, brunette ... I don't care! I love them even if they got no hair!
They drive me crazy ... and that's just where I want to be

Chorus:
I can't figure out women these days, and there's no denying that fact
But they're still fun to snuggle with; kiss; get in trouble with
And when it's said and done ... I love the way that they laugh

Instrumental and Verse:
Ok, I know that I'm not everything you wanted ... but my car is hot and I still don't snore yet

Chorus:
I can't figure out women these days, but I never was good at math.
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones;
You know I love them so; but they sure let me know that ...
I can't figure out women these days, and there's no denying that fact
But they're still fun to snuggle with; kiss; get in trouble with
And when it's said and done ... I love the way that they laugh
Oh yeah, I love the way that they laugh ... oh yeah
I can't figure out women these days (repeat 3X) no ... no ... no