Lyrics

VERSE: First you find yourself a partner who won't leave before the job is done
If it gets too aggravating you can always ditch 'em later on
The work is very easy I'm sure you'll get the knack
I hear some folks even learn to do it lying on their backs
And nine months later got a daughter or a son of a gun

CHORUS: Kids Kids Kids
Just what the doctor ordered when you're looking for a reason to live
You feed them when they're hungry you watch them when they play
And like a magic potion they take all your cares away
Kids Kids Kids

VERSE: Now they don't come with no directions so I'm gonna tell you how to begin
You find the holes in the noggin that's where you put the culture in
You can make yourself a Mozart or a PhD
You can claim yourself a little piece of immortality
You thought you was a loser now you found a way you can win

CHORUS: Kids Kids Kids
This is the answer to your problem or I don't know what is
You feed them when they're hungry you nurse them when they're ill
They grow up to be famous and take care of all your bills
Kids Kids Kids

VERSE: There's one minor inconvenience you can count on 'round the age of twelve
You'll find the little rascals start thinking for themselves
This bloody independence is a terrible disgrace
All your preparations start to blow up in your face
You're on the road to heaven then things are going straight to hell

CHORUS: Kids Kids Kids
That's what you get for doing what your momma and your daddy did
You feed them when they're hungry keep them warm when it's cold
They move to California when you're broke and growing old
Kids Kids Kids


Karl Williams (ASCAP)

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