Lyrics

MY TWINS DONNIE AND FRANKIE were FIVE
THEY DIDN'T WANT... SANTA CLAUS TO ARRIVE
WE were all SO LONELY
I OFTEN DID CRY
WE NEEDED CHRISTMAS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

THE BOYS mailed SANTA A simple REQUEST
A CHANGE IN his SCHEDULE TO FIT US BEST
COME TO OUR HOUSE
on JULY FOURTH PLEASE
that's the day our DADDY comes HOME FROM OVERSEAS

HEARING NO REPLY
THEY NOW KNOW WHY
THEY HEARD JINGLE BELLS
IN THE SNOWY SKY

SANTA KNOCKED AT OUR DOOR, THE boys YELLED LEAVE
DADDY'S NOT HERE ! THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS EVE
SANTA DON'T WRINKLE UP YOUR NOSE AND SIGH
CAN'T YOU COME BACK IN JULY ?

He said my ELVES MAKE TOYS THEN, BUT BOYS DON'T cry
PLEASE LISTEN TO me, and I'll tell you why
I SPYED THIS COPTER
AND PILOT ON THE GROUND
THAT'S HIM I SAID ! I MADE MY SLEIGH SWOOP DOWN

COME SEE THE PILOT that I found
I brought him home to you safe and sound
Then DADDY RAN TO THEM
said I'VE MISSED YOU so bad
THANK YOU SANTA we're all MERRY CHRISTMAS GLAD

WE'LL HAVE A MERRY CHRISMAS DAY
BEING TOGETHER MAKES CHRISTMAS..... in EVERY WAY