Lyrics

Please stop playing that didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo
If you don't stop, I'm gonna break it in two
Stop playing that didgeridoo

You're sitting on the ground
Making the same old sound
it just keeps going round and round
Won't you give me some room to breathe
If you please?

You're making me groan
with your monotone drone
Ask your daddy for a loan
So you won't have to beg spare change
And buy a home on the range

Please stop playing that didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo
If you don't stop, I'm gonna break it in two
Stop playing that didgeridoo

I'm asking you dude
I don't wanna be rude
But you're gonna get booed
Cause you ain't no aborigine
In your tie dyed tee

You and you chum
Banging on his bongo drum
Wouldya stick out your thumb
And hitch a ride far away from here
Am I making it clear?

Please stop playing that didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo
If you don't stop, I'm gonna break it in two
Stop playing that didgeridoo

But if you wanna play something real
Something everybody can feel
You'd better dig down deep inside your heart
Because you know it can't ring true
If it ain't a part of you
So please stop playing
Please stop playing
Please stop playing
Stop playing that didgeridoo

One note, and it's sour
You've been blowing it for hours
Go home and take a shower
Why don't you get yourself a real job?
You filthy slob!

So quit this racket
Pack up your back pack
And don't forget your hakey sack
Cause them's the only balls you got
And baby, that ain't a lot

Please stop playing that didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo
If you don't stop, I'm gonna break it in two
Stop playing that didgeridoo