Song Description

Humorous, novelty song about one man's hospital experience.

Lyrics

NURSE
Unpublished c 2005 J. Michael
(602) 828-1799
(Track 2.)

INTRO
Code Blue, I.C.U; Code Blue, I.C.U.
Paging Dr. Cruiser, Dr. P.T. Cruiser; paging Dr. Cruiser

VERSE
I push this little button, you come runnin? in; by the look of your stained uniform I can tell where you have been;
I need you fluff my pillow, pull the blankets over me;
But please don?t tell my doctor that I need a lobotomy.

CHORUS
Oh, Nurse. Nurse. Oh, Nurse

VERSE
I see you?re here again, and I didn?t push the button;
Whatever are you here for? ?Cause I don?t need nothin?;
What is that thing, a needle? My God, it?s two feet long;
I hope it?s for my roommate; for me? Oh, no, you?re wrong.

CHORUS
Oh, Nurse (Oh, Nurse) Nurse (Nurse) Oh, Nurse (Oh, Nurse)

BRIDGE
This is Doctor No Carey, what seems to be the problem here?
The patient won?t take his medicine.
You take it shot, is good for you. NO!
Make you feel like you been taking the Quaaludes.
In my hip, man, in my hip!

VERSE
You?ve been a real good nurse, and I?d like to give you praise.
I really don?t know how you deal with Doctor Carey?s ways.
You?ve been so good, I enjoyed my stay, I could kiss you on the head,
But please don?t tell my Doctor I?ve had an accident in bed.

CHORUS
Oh Nurse (Oh, Nurse) Nurse (Nurse) Oh, Nurse (Oh, Nurse)

Code Blue, Emergency Room; Code Blue, Emergency