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Superman

Your more-so torso?s dressed in lycra
Your tights show off your rippling thighs
Your muscles rip like unzipped velcro
Busting free from triple extra man size

Choosing is simple for a guy like you
You see things in black and white
You lay low your every foe
You think you know what?s wrong from right

You superannuated hero
Your brains are locked inside your bulk
You?ll fight the mirror like De Niro
More temper tantrums than the Hulk

Let me find your weak spot baby
Shackle you with Kryptonite
Pleasure you and drain your powers
Super lovers through the night


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Super dooper, cosmic trooper
Crazy caped crusader
Everyone?s a party pooper
When you hit the scene

You superficial super hero
more attitude than marlon brando
Your blood don?t even freeze at zero
you?re cooler than Darth Vader

you super stupid superman
your boy?s world?s good versus evil
you ?ll go the distance hug the fans
come on say it you?ve got no plans




Your sense of style is supersonic
Suited, booted, belt of plastic
The sight of you is like a tonic
Red blue yellow you?re fantastic

You got a set of special powers,
Night sight, laser gaze, X-Ray eyes
You can hold your breath for hours
And pulverise the other guys

You skim the rooftops like a bullet
Zooming past the speed of light
A blur of pretty flashing colours
You can?t be late to fight the fight
And you don?t want to miss your fight

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