Slippery Santa

Song Description

When Santa checks his list and you are on the "naughty" side, he comes back the next year and takes his toys back.

Song Length 4:35 Genre Unique - Holiday, Blues - Rock
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Troubled Language English
Era 2000 and later


Fat man slipped into my living room
Fell about the place HE SAID:
Looks like I got here none too soon
And by the look upon his face
I could tell it wasn?t going to be a pleasant stop
As he pulled his list?.SHOT straight to the top
Looks like Jimmy?s been a naughty, naughty boy
Well, let?s see what we can do

The milk is warm, half the cookies gone
Crumbs left on the plate
And sometimes I?ll let ?em have what?s left
When the morning comes
But I guess he couldn?t wait
Well I slide in their rooms and check out all the toys
See all the harm that?s come to them from
Naughty girls & boys
?That?s pretty high on my list? he says,
?On the NEGATIVE side?.
And I don?t think I?ll take it anymore??so load ?em up !!?

Christmas morning comes, everybody?s up
Little Jimmy looks annoyed
Got the second half of the adventure set
But can?t find his other toys
There?s a note lying on his bed
With the text in the same color
As the man adorned in red and it said:
SON ? you should know that what I give I can take away?
So behave yourself, I?m watching every day

Signed: Santa

Lyrics Jeff Kruizenga Music Jeff Kruizenga
Producer Jeff Kruizenga Performance Jeff Kruizenga
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